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« on: July 02, 2011, 12:22:17 am »

Oh my, oh goodness me, you're not gonna believe what happened yesterday.

I was lying by the window waiting for passers by. Instead of barking I've started heavy breathing, so now I'm this creepy heavy-breather by the window. Then I heard the mail man. He stuffed some paper through the slot and I jumped up to bark at him. I always do...even though I know who he is, I still bark.

But wait, there's something different in the pile of papers. Immediately I identify the smell of meat...fat...grizzle...tendon...cooked to perfection. This has to be for ME!! I can't read, but I was very sure this package was for me and me alone.

So I laid on the package and kept it safe. I laid there for about an hour until Brett-man came downstairs (he spends a lot of time clicking on the plastic thing on the desk). The package was safely between my front paws, with my head resting on it. Oh the smell, the aroma...It was heaven wrapped in paper! Brett picked up the mail and noticed I was guarding something. He took it from me Sad

When my Lady came home he handed her the package. "It's for Watson", he said. She laughed and showed me the package. "It's from Fuzzy!!! I bet he sent you something to eat!". She opened it and the smell poured out and down around me. Warm and greasy. Now she was really laughing. "I can't believe he sent you REAL bones!!" She gave me one and man oh man, it WAS a real bone! Smelling a bit strong, but still very good. I think she took a picture of me, but I was too busy chewing on the bone to pose.

I only got to chew for a few minutes before she took the bones back. "Too sharp", she said. I don't get it. A bone's a bone, right? Anyway, I got the best flavor from them before they went into the trash.

Thank you Fuzzy, for thinking of me. You brought surprises and laughter and delicious fun to our house!!!!
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« Reply #1 on: July 02, 2011, 04:44:47 am »

LOL... Bad bad mistress for taking them off you. I did mention in a post about having a 'T' bone steak next time I was in the Waffle house, and you asked if you could have the bones. I promised you could, and, well... you had the bones. Bon appetit. Grin
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« Reply #2 on: July 03, 2011, 07:14:58 am »

Good one Fuzzy! LMAO  Grin
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« Reply #3 on: July 03, 2011, 09:33:31 am »

Anything for a laugh ya know. Grin
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« Reply #4 on: July 05, 2011, 09:56:46 pm »

I always ask for bones! Who knew you would actually send them? It's okay, the 5 minutes of flavor was much appreciated!
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